I'm a meme stealer...
Forgot where I first saw this one, so yeah, anyways, here goes:

[A is for age of first kiss:] Fifteen, I think?

[B is for booze of choice:] Definitely vodka.  But my favorite drink is definitely an Irish Car Bomb.

[C is for career:] Computer programmer (I wanna do video games!).

[D is for your dad's name:] Ken.

[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] The drinks and the smokes!  And plenty of energy.

[F is for favorite song at the moment:] The Wake (2005 remix), by Abney Park.  Close second: Ice Queen, by Within Temptation.

[G is for favorite game:] Poker or Magic the Gathering, right now.  Pretty much all I've played lately.

[H is for hometown:] Staten Island, NY.

[I is for instruments you play:] Kinda sorta drums?  In my dreams?

[J is for jam or jelly you like:] Ick.

[K is for kids?] Not anytime soon.  Got too much to do before that happens.

[L is for last kiss?] I don't even remember when it was?  During the summer, I think.  That's a blur.

[M is for mom's name:] Jane.

[N is for name of your crush:] Megan.  Yes, if you're reading this, you.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:] Negative, there.  None.

[P is for phobias:] Zombie apocalypse, anyone trying to harm my friends or family, losing control, being forgotten or left out.

[Q is for quotes you like:] Geez, I thought about this one for a minute or two and...nothing.  I must really suck at remembering these things.  Guess it's all just words to me.

[R is for relationship that lasted the longest]: First one, with Gin.  Four years.

[S is for sexual preference:] Hetero.  Definitely like the girls.

[T is for time you wake up:] Late o'clock if you'll let me.

[U is for underwear:] Boxers.

[V is for vegetable you love:] CRON!1!!1

[W is for worst habit:] Smoking.  But it's the most fun one, too!

[X is for x-rays you've had:] My knee in 9th grade to make sure it wasn't broken.

[Y is for yummy food you make:] Mashed potatoes and corn...loaded scrambled eggs/omelettes...vanilla pancakes...lotsa stuff!

[Z is for zodiac sign:] Leo.  Hear me roar!